There may be something mildly wrong with me ( Read more... )

A moment of hilarity from yesterday ( Read more... )

Yesterday bleukarma took me to Ikea, where I had never been before. She was excited about it in the way she gets excited about theme parks, which should have been both a preparation and a warning. Because, I swear to you (if you haven't been) the place is a theme park slash hands-on museum devoted to Swedish interior design. Where everything has funny ( Read more... )

Y'know, if your doctor is in any way serious. Mine wasn't, so it's all good.

"That's kinda scifi. I was expecting it to suction onto my forehead or something."

"Oh, sorry. Doctor deep breaths, not yoga deep breaths?"

"C'mon, be honest, I can take it -- do I have aliens?"

(I have bronchitis. I am sad because I got pills and not the pink ( Read more... )

Indi: *sees skull, pounces*
bleukarma: *braces for the worst*
Indi: "ALAS, POOR YORICK. I KNEW HIM WELL."
Bleu: *snerk*
Indi: "A MAN OF INFINITE JEST... THOSE LIPS I KISSED I KNOW NOT HOW OFT..."
Bleu: *digs cellphone from purse*
Indi: "WHY AREN'T YOU FUNNY ANYMORE?"
Bleu: *takes picture*
Indi: "FORSOOTH. UM. Hell. HE, UH ( Read more... )